Magical Wizard/Superhero
Man it's been a while since i posted anything here eh? That's ok, no-one's reading it anyway, besides the very loyal and entertaining Ben. Thanks ben.
I think i might make this post all about Ben. It's 2:10pm on a wednesday, I'm online, and the only other person on is Ben. Oh and lydia just popped in too. But so far it's just been Ben. Now I shall tell you all a story about Ben:
Once apon a time Ben was a superhero. he had magical powers like a wizard, but preferred the title "Superhero" because it made him sound cooler. there was also a spectacularly bored boy named Joe, who had been sitting at home watching the copy of The Sketch Show he had received for his birthday when all of a sudden the six hours of British Hilarity drew to an abrupt close! Joe was left with NOTHING TO DO!!!
He hurried to the PC in desperate search for some entertainment, but to no avail. No matter what File he searched, he had heard been there, done that and most probably gotten the T-shirt as well. In one last desperate attempt for amusement he logged onto MSN Messenger (Insert lame ad here)....and there he found Salvation!
No, it wasnt god. It was someone even better! That's right, it was magical wizard/superhero (hereafter referred to as MWS) Ben! MWS Ben used his MWS powers to begin an enthralling, entertaining, intellectually stimulating and really quite enjoyable conversation about Scotch, softdrink serving suggestions and bomb scares! Not only that, but Ben used his MWS humour magnetism power to attract many more of Joe's friends to their versions of MSN Messenger! Joe was now superbly entertained and inspired to write a story about Magical Wizard/Superheroes and the day's events! Thank you, MWS Ben!
(MWS Ben Theme Music Plays out)
I think i might make this post all about Ben. It's 2:10pm on a wednesday, I'm online, and the only other person on is Ben. Oh and lydia just popped in too. But so far it's just been Ben. Now I shall tell you all a story about Ben:
Once apon a time Ben was a superhero. he had magical powers like a wizard, but preferred the title "Superhero" because it made him sound cooler. there was also a spectacularly bored boy named Joe, who had been sitting at home watching the copy of The Sketch Show he had received for his birthday when all of a sudden the six hours of British Hilarity drew to an abrupt close! Joe was left with NOTHING TO DO!!!
He hurried to the PC in desperate search for some entertainment, but to no avail. No matter what File he searched, he had heard been there, done that and most probably gotten the T-shirt as well. In one last desperate attempt for amusement he logged onto MSN Messenger (Insert lame ad here)....and there he found Salvation!
No, it wasnt god. It was someone even better! That's right, it was magical wizard/superhero (hereafter referred to as MWS) Ben! MWS Ben used his MWS powers to begin an enthralling, entertaining, intellectually stimulating and really quite enjoyable conversation about Scotch, softdrink serving suggestions and bomb scares! Not only that, but Ben used his MWS humour magnetism power to attract many more of Joe's friends to their versions of MSN Messenger! Joe was now superbly entertained and inspired to write a story about Magical Wizard/Superheroes and the day's events! Thank you, MWS Ben!
(MWS Ben Theme Music Plays out)
posted by Joe at 2:38 PM
1 Comments:
Hahahahaha, the post is hilarious. Yes, I am indeed a superhero, but I'd prefer it if you didn't go leaking my secret identity everywhere, spectactular drama boy.
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