My Christmas Wish List
Well, it's that time again! A time of Year when everyone should be feeling thankful for what they have, but all they really feel is that they haven't got enough. So, in the spirit of The Ghost of Christmas Presents (that sentence counts as a double pun, who can tell me why>?), here is MY Christmas wish list, in no real order of preference.
- A Cape. Super Genius Boy (A.K.A Ben...sorry to spoil your secret identity) has one, and i have truly wanted a cape since the moment i was born. I really, really want a cape, it would be so cool to have one!
- A Parker Pen. Ben also has one of these and seems to be incredibly impressed with it. I want one just to see what all the fuss is about. Failing this, i wish to be friends with Lori and Manda in the hope that one day they shall send me such awesome presents too.
- A really cool Hat. Like a Mexican hat, or a Top hat or some such thing. Preferably one that goes with the cape i shall be receiving.
- NOT MICHAELA! Michaela, you put yourself on this list and I'm going to go further than taking you off. I'm going to make it clear that I never, ever wish to receive you as a present of any kind.
- Cool Stuff! As Ben said, it's impossible really to describe exactly what "Cool stuff" is. But i shall try anyway. It's the stuff that has no practical purpose and you know you will never use, but amuses you no end on Christmas day and beyond. For instance, my Tonka Truck. I was the proud recipient of this Truck on my brithday this year. I will never take it out of the box, but its just such an awesome present. That's what "Cool Stuff" is. So get me some. Please
- World Peace. umm.....Harmony and good will among men, etc etc. You know, that sort of stuff. It has to at least make an appearance on the list or i feel selfish.
- An end to celebrity covers of christmas carols.
- Some sort of voucher that would give me an unlimited number of visits to Cactus jack's. Failing that, someone should buy me dinner at Cactus Jack's.
- A better job. By which i mean a much more interesting job. One where i get to talk to people, rather than sit alone by myself pricing. Ah, the lonely life of an overflow worker.
- A PSP. One of the kids at drama has one. He's 10. You know, if all my friends banded together and put in what they would spend on me anyway, i'm sure it would more than cover a PSP. or at leas buy me a PSP game. That'd force me to save up for a PSP to play the damned thing.
And so that's my Christmas wish list. I hope everyone is taking notes!
posted by Joe at 7:33 PM
18 Comments:
Yeah, my cape sure is cool. So is my parker pen. I hate crummy plastic pens. Kudos for cool stuff.
HAHAHAHA! Everyone likes a good joke about world peace. Seriously though, everyone should do their bit. At least don't run people down in the street. It's bad.
I agree with John. Running people down on the street is bad. Unless they're idiots.
Who need's the Kwiki-Mart? Now here's the tricky part, why don't you rhyme with meeee????
Why hello Ben, how are things? (In a conversational tone. Dips top-hat like an idiot.)
Damn you and your random lyrics. Have I not bitched about this enough?
That's not very friendly, good sir. Wherever art thou manners?
Ugh, I'm over this whole "lets see how long we can have a comment conversation for" thing. I guess we lasted three comments, four including this one.
(Prepares to burst into song in vengeance.)
So Joe, in other words, you want to be Ben for Christmas. His cape, his pen, his friends, his cool stuff... the only thing that will allow me to tell you apart (despite me not knowing what you look like) is that you will have a hat and a PSP.
I have this theory. The theory is that the sun is controlled by a race of evil winged monkeys. I have another theory. I think JOE DOES NOT EXIST!! I think Joe is an identity Ben assumes. Bring me the head of this Joe as proof of his existence. Or, if dying isn't an option, some other proof. The gauntlet has been thrown down!!
I am not Joe. Really. I have converastions with Joe which I really couldn't make up by myself, like the reality TV show we're going to make. First we need three planets which are in some sort of orbit of each other, which are all in turn orbiting the sun. Then we need three different races, one for each planet. The first race are humans, the second are amphibians of some sort, and the last are robots. Basically, the whole gist of the show is that the three planets are at war, and this war will be broadcast as reality tv. All of the people of the planets will worship Joseph, myself and the production crew as we will be their "gods", and to spice things up we will issue challenges such as "whoever builds the best monument to us gets the superweapon". I can't wait to get the funding.
HAHAHAHA! I want to be the first investor in this show. Ok, nobody would fabricate a conversation like that. I'll accept that Joe exists.
We have an investor ben!
YEAH!
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I have this mental image of asking Ben if I can see Joe and then him going into another room and then coming back out again wearing a hat and claiming that he's Joe. Until I see proof,I still believe that Ben and Joe are one in the same. Kinda like how Prince and the artist formely known as Prince are one in the same...
Yes! Investors. Now all we have to do is split the money and transfer it into offshore bank accounts.
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