Wouldn't it be nice...?
Yes, it would be. In fact, it is. How do I know?
We won. To put it simply, Laura and I went shopping, paid for a lotto ticket, and fate was smiling upon us that day. $40.60 BABY!!!
Ok, so it's not quite as nice as the $13,000,000 would have been, but we're in shock just from $40.60! $13,000,000 would've killed us!
So Laura and I have decided to split the winnings on another lotto ticket and a couple of tickets to see "Borat". We'll invite a bunch of you don't worry, but we can't promise the money won't change us. You'll all have to dress up nice so we don't look like we're slumming it, and we'll talk in posh* accents.
After all, we're lotto winners now.
*Please note: POSH is actually pronounced as though there was an 'a' in there.** It rhymes with POACH.
**There actually is an 'a' in there, but poor people can't see it.
We won. To put it simply, Laura and I went shopping, paid for a lotto ticket, and fate was smiling upon us that day. $40.60 BABY!!!
Ok, so it's not quite as nice as the $13,000,000 would have been, but we're in shock just from $40.60! $13,000,000 would've killed us!
So Laura and I have decided to split the winnings on another lotto ticket and a couple of tickets to see "Borat". We'll invite a bunch of you don't worry, but we can't promise the money won't change us. You'll all have to dress up nice so we don't look like we're slumming it, and we'll talk in posh* accents.
After all, we're lotto winners now.
*Please note: POSH is actually pronounced as though there was an 'a' in there.** It rhymes with POACH.
**There actually is an 'a' in there, but poor people can't see it.
posted by Joe at 8:35 PM
2 Comments:
if i'm not dressed well enough for you lotto winners do i have to sit in the back half of the cinema
If you're not dressed well enough u can still sit with us, but you have to wear a lead and fetch us slippers.
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