XMas
Well, I'll do pretty much anything to put off studying, so I've decided to jump on the "(Non-Denominational Summer Celebration) is coming" bandwagon, along with every department store and shopping centre in Townsville (and Ben - check his blog). Of course, I can't refer to (The Holiday in Question) because of political correctness, but we all know the one I'm talking about. It featured a kid who was raised in a barn, some very expensive presents, and that guy in the red suit.
So here's mylist:
An end to studying and exams (Kind of self-fulfilling that one, but I'm guaranteed to get it)
A monkey-powered fridge stacked full of chocolate
My mysteriously missing Goodies DVDs.
An entourage, like the ones celebrities have. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd like a bunch of people following me all day fussing over my every need.
A haddock.
Someone to notice that the tagline for my blog changes everytime I update it. It's the little things, people!
World Peace (obligatory piece of well-wishing)
One of those machines off The Matrix that can teach me martial arts in about 8 seconds.
A Real Shoulder Angel and Devil. Little versions of me in the get-up that sit on my shoulder and debate endlessly about what choice I should make.
The ability to Travel through Time
An Aardvark
A Tank
A room with a door that leads to the same room you just left. Imagine the Conga lines!
That's about it for me. Enjoy SWATVAC. May your exams be easy and your answers correct.
So here's my
An end to studying and exams (Kind of self-fulfilling that one, but I'm guaranteed to get it)
A monkey-powered fridge stacked full of chocolate
My mysteriously missing Goodies DVDs.
An entourage, like the ones celebrities have. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd like a bunch of people following me all day fussing over my every need.
A haddock.
Someone to notice that the tagline for my blog changes everytime I update it. It's the little things, people!
World Peace (obligatory piece of well-wishing)
One of those machines off The Matrix that can teach me martial arts in about 8 seconds.
A Real Shoulder Angel and Devil. Little versions of me in the get-up that sit on my shoulder and debate endlessly about what choice I should make.
The ability to Travel through Time
An Aardvark
A Tank
A room with a door that leads to the same room you just left. Imagine the Conga lines!
That's about it for me. Enjoy SWATVAC. May your exams be easy and your answers correct.
posted by Joe at 4:08 PM
3 Comments:
Woohoo for Christmas! Don't forget my birthday!!! :)
The chance of you getting a monkey powered fridge is about as good as me getting one, which isn't that hard if you know my uncle.
A Tank? Thats kinda broad you know, open to interpretation. For example, do I get you:
A) A scuba diving tank of air?
B) A tank of petrol?
C) Heavy artillery?
D) An extremely butch body builder?
E) A fish tank complete with a siamese fighting fish named Lazarus?
See? Very much open for interpretation...In that case, you shall received goodwill and wishings of peace for christmas and be tankful (get it?) for it.
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