Refect Ramblings

Things we've decided we'd eventually like to do with our lives while sitting in the refect:

1. Produce TV shows such as "Pimp my Sermon" or "Kung-Fu Lumberjack Vs The Pimp Ninja". These would obviously be huge hits. You can't tell me you wouldn't watch them at least once.

2. Become editor of Cosmo for a month for the sole purpose of modifying the "Sex tips" section to contain hints such as "Squeeze a Lemon in your own eye to REALLY get him going" or "Wearing googly-eyes all over your chest will make him want you more" just to see if any of the women actually do it.

3. Have "Play that funky music white boy" played at our funerals. Alternate songs include "Highway to hell" or "The devil came down to Georgia"

4. Design a bridge/ferris wheel out of varying sorts of lollies.

5. I will become a supervillain by night and a superhero by day. Someone else would be a hero by night and a villain by day, and we'd spend all our time foiling each other's schemes.

6. Cure cancer to fund our many insane endeavours. As well as so we could hide it and then exclaim "oh look, we've found the cure to cancer!" as a joke. Oh, and to help sick people. But mostly the first two.