Saturday, March 22, 2008

LEARN TO SPEAK

"For all INTENTS AND PURPOSES" NOT

"For all INTENSIVE PURPOSES"

"Couldn't HAVE" NOT

"Couldn't OF"

Doesnt Language make a lot more sense now people? Or don't people THINK about what they say? And not just about the meaning they want to convey, but which words in which order may actually make sense and help to convey your point to the other person or people participating in the conversation?

Finally, if asked "Do you want Lettuce, Tomato and Onion?", saying

"NO, JUST sour cream and avocado" instead of

"YES, AND sour cream and avocado"

WILL NOT GET YOU SOUR F***ING CREAM AND AVOCADO!

4 Comments:

Blogger Kurt said...

oh joe, you sound just like ben if he worked in a kebab shop. and i always thought it was intensive purposes.

4:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol lyk funni post

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the self-obsessed personality for me too? How sweet.

Wow, you're studying something right now? I wouldn't have known! You totally never drone on about some boring rote-fact bullshit you picked up in medicine!
Congrats on being coddled by the university and given a nice easy little path into your profession. You're the nicest cog in the whole machine!

Still making little shots from a few k's away? Why not around, I'll wrap up the night for you.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Kurt said...

since you don't have a job now you should really post more.

11:21 PM  

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