Nokia, I'll mock-ya

So you know that phone I have with the really masculine phone case? Yeah, well it died on thursday. I'm not sure why, but I'm certain that it's NOKIA's fault. The logic is something like this:

• Nokia make Phones
• Nokia control the quality of the phones they make
• If they sell more phones, they make more money
• People get new phones when their old ones die
• Therefore the dodgier the phones they make, the more they sell, the more money they get

Satan himself could not think of a more evil plot. I'm fairly certain he was involved at the design stage somewhere. The man-purse looks to be his work.

So now I need a new phone. I may just stick to Lazarus (My indestructible Nokia 3315 from back before Nokia lost their way...) for a while, given my current financial situation. But if anyone wants to buy me one for any reason at all, or can reccommend one (you may recall a similar post on Laura's blog), please do.

Yours alphabetically,

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