Hey hey we're the Monkeys! Some People say we Rule The World!
Well, I'll be off to New Zealand shortly, to spend Christmas with my relatives over there, particularly my cousins, who turn 18 and 21 within a few days either side of Christmas. Hence I shall be bleary eyed, incoherent, and grumpy when I return, as a result of being simultaneously jet-lagged, bored and hungover during my flight.
Why will I be bored? Because I will not be allowed to play my PSP on the aeroplane back. This however, will not be a problem, as no-one got me one for christmas anyway. Therefore, Ben and I will be completely indistinguishable from each other to the eyes of Damian if I am not wearing a Hat, which I wont be, as no-one has given me one of those either! This will also lend credit to John's theory. Not the one about the monkeys, the one about Ben and I being the same person. The monkey one is obviously true. Prove to me that the world isn't controlled by the flying monkeys and I'll give you a free dinner at Cactus Jack's. Or I would, if anyone got me one for Christmas.
Speaking of Monkey Control, apparently the entire of New Zealand has gone monkey-crazy over the release of Peter Jackson's King Kong, which was of course filmed and edited in (and, I don't doubt, will be viewed the most in) New Zealand. People are ringing up and making Monkey noises over the radio, which proves two things about New Zealanders:
1. They Don't think about Sheep all the time and;
2. Despite this, they are obviously still as silly as we think they are.
The Sheep are reportedly very jealous, and are looking to take up arms (or at least, very woolly front legs) against our monkey overlords (The actual Monkies, not the New Zealanders). The whole world could be turned on it's head should this rebellion succeed. I mean really, who wants to be lead by a bunch of Sheep? Everyone! Arm yourselves and come with me to New Zealand, where we shall fight to defend our Primate brothers and leaders! We must succeed! We must not fail our Monkey Leaders! To Arms people! Two Arms!
It'll make up for not buying me the PSP
Why will I be bored? Because I will not be allowed to play my PSP on the aeroplane back. This however, will not be a problem, as no-one got me one for christmas anyway. Therefore, Ben and I will be completely indistinguishable from each other to the eyes of Damian if I am not wearing a Hat, which I wont be, as no-one has given me one of those either! This will also lend credit to John's theory. Not the one about the monkeys, the one about Ben and I being the same person. The monkey one is obviously true. Prove to me that the world isn't controlled by the flying monkeys and I'll give you a free dinner at Cactus Jack's. Or I would, if anyone got me one for Christmas.
Speaking of Monkey Control, apparently the entire of New Zealand has gone monkey-crazy over the release of Peter Jackson's King Kong, which was of course filmed and edited in (and, I don't doubt, will be viewed the most in) New Zealand. People are ringing up and making Monkey noises over the radio, which proves two things about New Zealanders:
1. They Don't think about Sheep all the time and;
2. Despite this, they are obviously still as silly as we think they are.
The Sheep are reportedly very jealous, and are looking to take up arms (or at least, very woolly front legs) against our monkey overlords (The actual Monkies, not the New Zealanders). The whole world could be turned on it's head should this rebellion succeed. I mean really, who wants to be lead by a bunch of Sheep? Everyone! Arm yourselves and come with me to New Zealand, where we shall fight to defend our Primate brothers and leaders! We must succeed! We must not fail our Monkey Leaders! To Arms people! Two Arms!
It'll make up for not buying me the PSP
posted by Joe at 11:30 PM
2 Comments:
Protect the sheep!
Perhaps we should employ the Old Ladies in Commodores in our fight against the sheep? Or the monkey overlords?
Lets decide who we're fighting first Ben
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